February 2008


Everyone is familiar with Yahtzee’s famed “Chzo Mythos” series. But,sometimes,I feel like I’m the only one to understand it. comment if I get it wrong, but I find it like this:

Trilby,a cat burglar, goes into a mansion the size of an oak tree (which is conveniently outside) to steal stuff. The window inexplicably closes behind him. He meets a bunch of other people who have also been trapped.These people’s names are Phillip,Jim and Simone and only two of them are important to the story. There is another person called AJ who has gone missing.
I CAN’T REMEMBER FOR THE LIFE OF ME WHAT HAPPENS NEXT SO I’M SKIPPING A BIT COS IT’LL AVOID SPOILERS TOO
Trilby has a nightmare about some Jason fanatic in a welding mask.
Later,Trilby and Simone get attacked by-WAIT 4 IT- AjJason Fanatic In A Welding Mask.
Trilby trips him up with the rug and they realise they KO’d Jim.
Jim is ok and he forgives them for tripping him up DESPITE THE FACT HE WAS UNCONSIOUS ALL DAY! JEEZ! And everyone forgives him DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE ALMOST KILLED THEM!JEEZ!
so anyway Trilby checks on Jim and later he finds AJ who has died somehow rest of 5DAS you have 2 find out dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuun

7 Days a Skeptic

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Today’s update’s gonna be real short,but who cares? It’s got Baron Humbert von Gikkingen in it.

If you don’t know WHO THE HELL Baron Humbert von Gikkingen is,it’s BARON from The Cat Returns
(AKA that one anime with the talking cats and the crow and the tower and the only King I know who has Rabies.)

I know how I can make this update longer!
Ahem,

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I’M SUCH A NOOB! I CAN’T EVEN USE WINDOWS MOVIE MAKER! NOT NOW… BUT SOON!!!!!!

Well,it’s time to-AGH! YOU!!!!!!!!!!! URK.. BLECH! AAGHH.

Hello Mortals! If you’ve played that- What’re they called again? oh yeah- video Game Shadow Of Destiny, you’ll remember me. If not, my name is Homunculus, and I- well, I can’t tell the INTERNET what I do, I’d be killed by Haters. I AM fragile,Y’know

Dudes! GLaD you could make it! (LOL Portal reference) Pretztail’smy name,going crazy in gaming is my game. see ya!